Wife: So anyway, Marnie said the Starbucks was cold and I am like, oh my God, don’t they know she wants coffee at 187 degrees? I mean they can’t get you a cup of coffee? Then I get a call from the car dealer and they are going to put new windshield wipers on car at the same time they are doing the tires and I can’t wait to see how much they charge me for that. The dry cleaner called, they said they couldn’t get the wine out of your favorite shirt but they did get the ink bless their hearts….I just don’t know what I am going to do with my hair, Stephanie, my regular at the salon is in Miami all week so I just don’t know who else is there…..Uncle Jimmy called and your Mother is coming to visit…
Husband: huh? Did you say something?
-ed note. Moral of the story…. with the right training AND some luck, a man CAN do two things at once.
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