Public Service Announcement
Keep an eye out for this girl and her friend.
They are hanging around in the local shopping center and when you are putting your
groceries into the car they approach you asking for a lift to McDonald’s.
These girls are very convincing and very hot!
Once in your car this one takes her clothes off while getting on top of you to distract you while the other one takes your wallet.
I’ve had my wallet stolen now on the 27th, 28th and 29th, twice yesterday and probably two more times tomorrow
Dollar General has wallets for sale for $8.99 but I’ve found some in K-Mart for only $3.49 so I have bought 4.
Also, you never actually make it to McDonald’s so I’ve also lost 4lbs.
Public Service Announcement
Support for dp@large is greatly appreciated