Enough already!
We can do without a lot of what was mainstream in 2019.
To wit:
We need to move on from the asshats. There is just no time. Take your bad commercials, fake news, and activists for everything little thing and go. The lemmings will miss you. I won’t. This isn’t personal. This is a business.
Activists
Greta go home! Please go back to school. How dare you come to the U.S. in a boat and have a tantrum over global warming. We are busy. Besides, there were 11 feet in Boston last year. What the hell are you talking about?
I know of a young lady who worked her ass off to get into a big name University. On her first day, the English 101 professor asked everyone to stand up and declare their political party affiliation. Once everyone had their turn to say, Democrat, Republican or whatever, he announced that those not saying Democrat would have trouble in his class. English 101!
Bad commercials
Let’s start with the Mayhem character in those car insurance commercials. Ok, we get it. People get into accidents. You were entertaining at first but now appear to be out of ideas. In addition, Opera singing DOES NOT belong in TV commercials. Spare us. Capital One needs to start over, too. I am getting really fast on the mute button.
Climate change
Al Gore cashed in. With no job prospects after being the Vice President and inventing the internet, he created global warming. He made $100 million for his own bank account. The name was dropped since there is no such thing as global warming. Liberals and other free-thinking hippies have renamed it a couple of times. Global warming is a scam. If you are worried about the water level rising and engulfing Miami, move to Denver. Tell Greta I said. “You’re Fired!”
Fake news
Donald Trump did not play golf on New Year’s Day. Do I need to say more? Chuck Todd, Morning Joe, The View, CNN, Washington Post, New York Times, (I’m running out of space), and MSNBC are my favorite purveyors of false narratives. This needs to stop. Please, for the love of Simi Hill, STOP!
Democrats
It’s a shame the Dems don’t have an electable candidate to run in 2020. That being said, don’t take it out on me. I am expecting our man Donald Trump to continue to make America great again. Nancy Pelosi, Rashida Talib, Ilhan Omar, AOC, Adam Schiff, and Jerry Nadler are a disgrace. Don’t get me started on the Squad. What the F is going on here. Let’s see that bravado once they are under investigation, audit, and ethics committee review.
Celebrities poking their noses in where they don’t belong
Call me old fashioned. Alyssa Milano has not changed a single mind about ANYTHING. Robert DiNiro too. Stick to movies and TV shows no one is watching anyway. Al Pacino is a better actor anyway.
The Masters of the Universe
We don’t need to hear from Zuckerberg, Bezos, Musk, Cook, and the rest of them. You aren’t happy with making $180 million a day, there is nothing I can do for. Time to break up these companies that have swallowed up the competition. Stop trying to turn on my microphone on my phone. Mind your own business. Go buy yourself an island.
Disney anything
5-year-olds do not need to escape reality. I saw Star Wars in 1977. Now I have no idea what I am looking at. I just don’t have time to figure out which of the 79 episodes go in what order. I’m busy and I’m not that smart.
Once everyone on the planet subscribes to Disney+, then what?
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