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Go green Larry! Go green!

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Larry in accounting.

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You are sick and tired to the point of fed up.
You’re tired of not getting noticed.
 
Your girlfriend left you. Thinks you have no imagination. She says you worry too much about getting noticed.

She still can’t believe you have that many selfies on your phone.

 
Besides, Larry in accounting, your mom wants you to move out. It is time she says to make a statement.
Stand up for yourself Larry. Blaze a trail, boldly dare to go where no accounting clerk has gone before.
 
Take a chance, Larry! Take a chance. Go green Larry! Go green!
 
Listen, Larry in accounting. There is only one way to make your statement. Now before you go off saying you would never drive around Southern California in this car.
 
You know Larry, that’s your problem. You NEED a way to get noticed. Like I said there is only one way.
 
You can afford this car. It handles like a dream.
 
It is an ABSOLUTE classic in the uppermost regions of northern Sweden.
 
Close your eyes. Now Larry, imagine pulling in to Fashion Island.
You know, right there at the crosswalk in front of Whole Foods.
 
Your car idles like nobody’s business while the crowd looks at you. They are struggling to see who it is. It’s you, you’re in your car.
 
People have put away their cell phones and are looking at you. This is the attention you deserve Larry. It’s working.
 
Yes, look at Larry earning all this love and respect. The stares of disbelief, from the holy grail of admirers, the hard to impress Whole Foods shopper.
 
Write me a check for $1,300 and it’s yours.
 

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